Favourite Sayings

[Properossi]

All over it like a fat chick on a chip!

 

[Captain_Awesome]

Gotta piss like a pregnant chick

 

[alex]

Gotta see a man about a dog

 

[Properossi]

as funny as a fart in a space suit

 

[Properossi]

poor planning doesn't make it my problem

 

[TuiTui]

even a broke clock is right twice a day.

 

[happy_tiger]

Even the darkest hour is still only 60 minutes (So deep Happy) :nerd:

 

[Marshall_magic]

Dumber than a bag of hammers

 

[Flippedy]

Uglier than a hatful of arseholes lol. One of my dear old dad's favourites.

 

[stryker]

Uglier than a hatful of arseholes lol. One of my dear old dad's favourites.

Supermegafugly…...thanks Rodney!

 

[Properossi]

You are so ugly it looks like your face caught alight and someone put it out with a bike chain!

 

[stryker]

Flat out like a lizard drinking

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
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[stryker]

been in a good paddock

 

[stryker]

screwed the pooch

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

A couple of stubbies short of a six pack.
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[stryker]

man's not a camel

 

[Properossi]

DADS- Dumb as Dog S*&%

 

[stryker]

gotta get up at sparra's

 

[stryker]

rare as rocking horse sh!t