Favourite Sayings

[stryker]

OT: we were playing a drinking game yesterday arvo on the sunday sippers where you could only talk in slang…hillarious and went for hours.

 

[TuiTui]

Dry as a dead Dingo's donger

 

[Demps]

this is sparta !

come @ me bro

you mad?

misc brah, you aware?

deluxo!

yeah buddy!

oh yeah!

jus do it

 

[TuiTui]

lol^

get this up ya!

 

[Tigerdave]

well dog my cat

 

[t2010igers]

Head like a beaten favorite

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Uglier than a hatful of arseholes lol. One of my dear old dad's favourites.

Supermegafugly…...thanks Rodney!

That's Kevin Bloody Wilson, isn't it Stryker?

 

[Tiger_Watto]

Working within the Hospitality Industry, you come across many 'Rock Stars' who have spent 6 months at University and think they know more than everyone… As a result, I use this many times per month:

"Please dont think... Thats for the intellegent people"

And I hate how most people use the term 'sorry' for just about everything. So depending on the circumstance, I use the following:

"Sorry I'm late" - reply - "why are you sorry... did you mean to be late?"

When its clear you are in a hurry and someone gets in the way they say 'sorry'. My reaction is usualy "dont be sorry, just move"

As I'm such a softie as a boss, my wife calls it 'Tough Love' from the Watto!!!

 

[Spartan117]

Because I'm dad …. To kids

See that ring. I own you ... To wife

 

[system]

"How about you play a game of hide and go $%#& yourself"

"How about a nice warm cup of shut the &#$% up"

"Trust me. I'm not laughing with you"

"We need to come together like butt cheeks"

To friends with kids who are disobedient "Try hitting it"

 

[happy_tiger]

Because I'm dad …. To kids

See that ring. I own you ... To wife

Comment to wife …. And you have no repercussions Spartan with that comment 😱pen_mouth:

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Because I'm dad …. To kids

**See that ring. I own you ... To wife**

How long does it take for the swelling to go down Spartan?

 

[happy_tiger]

Does a dead dog fart ??

 

[Spartan117]

Because I'm dad …. To kids

**See that ring. I own you ... To wife**

How long does it take for the swelling to go down Spartan?

I must say that I do regret teaching my wife some moves, she can throw a combo or two.

 

[Spartan117]

This is my house and its not a democracy - to Kids

Stop humming Noah - to oldest

Did you Wash your hands (after the toilet) - to 2nd boy

and the most common saying in my last 8 years is " Hurry up and eat"

Seems to be a theme here.

 

[stryker]

Uglier than a hatful of arseholes lol. One of my dear old dad's favourites.

Supermegafugly…...thanks Rodney!

That's Kevin Bloody Wilson, isn't it Stryker?

Ha yeah it was big Kev. Classic song!

how about..

she bangs like a dunny door,

get a dog up ya,

arse over tit,

hooroo,

hit the skids,

drop your guts

 

[spudoakes]

evertime the mrs ask me for money "your kiddin ain't u im going that bad im j_ _ king the neighbours cat off to feed my dog" she hates it

 

[Yossarian]

You can't polish a turd

 

[Tommy Magpie]

That'd kill a brown dog

 

[CC_s_Tigers]

Head like a smashed crab
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