This is satire, right?
And, just so you know, I wasn't the mod who put you on a 48hr ban. Please stop implying that I have some vendetta against you. Please stop following my posts. Honestly, it's weird.
Yeh, I suppose the 1st couple of paragraphs
are satire, but
only in the sense of using
humour which has a slightly sharp edge to it.
And I am
really pleased that you weren't the Mod. who put me on
another 48-hour ban.
I have a slight suspicion about who that may be and why,
and I feel it's very unfair.
Now, my apology to you re a vendetta.
I can certainly understand why you feel it's
weird on my part.
I definitely wasn't looking for one of your posts for an opportunity to reply in any sort of
nefarious way, and you'll have to forgive for being a bit delinquent in the grey matter area, and that's not just a case of rapidly advancing years by the way, I've been that way since I was 1 day old
😱...but I don't understand what you mean by
please stop following my posts.
I just happened to be scrolling through posts trying to catch up after spending the prev. 2 days in the bin when I noticed your post and realised it was one that had a subject I wanted to reply to, and I would have replied even if it was a post by tom, dick or harry.
None of the post was directed at you personally but I can understand why you thought it appeared as if it was.
Now to the bit about asking a question on behalf of a friend...
he was definitely using hard edged satire.
I know all you Mods. must be tremendously weary from the time you are giving from the goodness of your heart, to handle what must be an absolute avalanche of posts, so please enjoy having a big frothy schooner when things settle down.
And just in case I am suspended again, I had better take this opportunity to wish everyone....a🎄very🤶happy🎄Christmas🎅.