avocadoontoast
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@Geo said in [Signing Suggestions & Rumours](/post/1272362) said:@avocadoontoast said in [Signing Suggestions & Rumours](/post/1272352) said:@Cultured_Bogan said in [Signing Suggestions & Rumours](/post/1272350) said:@avocadoontoast said in [Signing Suggestions & Rumours](/post/1272348) said:@Cultured_Bogan said in [Signing Suggestions & Rumours](/post/1272328) said:@hank37w said in [Signing Suggestions & Rumours](/post/1272327) said:@Cultured_Bogan said in [Signing Suggestions & Rumours](/post/1272066) said:@avocadoontoast said in [Signing Suggestions & Rumours](/post/1272029) said:@Cultured_Bogan said in [Signing Suggestions & Rumours](/post/1272024) said:@Jedi_Tiger said in [Signing Suggestions & Rumours](/post/1271980) said:Would Matt Lodge be a possibility also ?
Subsidised by broncos?
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10. Lodge
11. Luciano
12. Sironen
13. Joe O
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No thanks to Lodge. I don't care how well he is going. I'd rather us sign Hitler, Mao and Stalin first.
Mao and Hitler for sure but Stalin's small stature wouldn't work in the forwards. He'd be more of an elusive outside back.
Stalin would be good for morale. He was quite the practical joker from what I've read and heard.
would definitely be good for a laugh between atrocities.
Listen to the second or third episode of the behind the bastards podcast. The guy was a despot but he would have been a laugh riot if you weren't a political enemy or part of the transitioning agrarian heart of Russia.
Apparently he used to laugh hysterically at his own personality cult. He found it hilarious how people would idolise him in such a way.
He used to shove tomatoes in the pockets of his politburo confidants and get them blind in 6 hour benders and shove them against hard surfaces to make the tomatoes burst in their pockets and ruin their pants. He also had a penchant for throwing orange peels at people. I laughed pretty much from start to finish of that podcast.
I’m going to give that a listen. Sounds right up my alley.
Can they kick goals
Stalin kicked at 78% in the Soviet Super League.