Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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150 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
Oh how the stables have turned!

 

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I saw Rod Stewart the other day and I asked if he'd like to go Sailing?

He said: “No… but Maggie May."

 

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I have a couple of albums to listen to tonight, one by The Jam and one by Cream,
but I can't decide which to put on first.

 

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Paddy and Conan

are standing on the street kicking each other in the nuts.
Charlie walks by, and says: “fellas, that must hurt a lot

”
Paddy says: “not really, we are wearing safety shoes

!!”

 

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"And thus, Sir Lancelot invented the bicycle kick, 600 years before football was invented."
"The part they cut from the movie: The Knights of the Round Table vs. The Knights Who Say 'GOOOAL!'"
"Not even the Black Knight could tackle this move."

 

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I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction, but I ‘m not out of the woods yet!

 

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There’s a big sale down at the
Lego Store. People are lined up for blocks!

 

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When I was younger I trained as an ice cream man.
I went to sundae school.

 

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It is with sadness that I have to announce that the chap that invented auto correct has tragically passed away.
His funfair is on sundial.

 

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