150 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
Oh how the stables have turned!
"And thus, Sir Lancelot invented the bicycle kick, 600 years before football was invented."
"The part they cut from the movie: The Knights of the Round Table vs. The Knights Who Say 'GOOOAL!'"
"Not even the Black Knight could tackle this move."