Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[WT2K]

I was telling a Border Collie some jokes about sheep, but he'd herd them all before

 

[FinestTigers]

Trampoline for sale.
(warning, not recommended for use on high rise terrace)


 

[WT2K]

I asked the shop assistant where the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures are.

She said “Aisle B, Back”.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]


 

[FinestTigers]


 

[gallagher]

Where do suicide bombers go when they die?


Everywhere.

 

[happy_tiger]

I asked the shop assistant where the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures are.

She said “Aisle B, Back”.

Did she ever come back ??

 

[mike]

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U r a bus.

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[bathursttiger1]

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

 

[WT2K]

The highlight of my trip to the zoo was seeing an antelope.

I'd never seen an insect run off to get married before!

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Two men are talking, “So, how’s the new job?”

“Like paradise, really.”

“No kidding? How so?”

“I could get kicked out any day.”

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U r a bus.

If you spell subway backwards you're all gonna miss yawbus

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Did you know that T-Shirt is actually an abbreviated version of Tyrannosaurus shirt ..

..Because of the short arms.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Why is it much cheaper to throw a party in a haunted house?

Because the spirits will bring out the boos.

 

[FinestTigers]


 

[tiger_one]

The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman.
Their children were nothing to look at.

 

[hank37w]

Beats having ugly kids I guess.