Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

If you see someone doing a crossword today, just lean over and say:
"7 Up is lemonade."

 

[hank37w]

I am not sure if this is in fact correct as crosswords normally comprise of clues for "across" and "down," which is the direction that the answer is required to be written ie. across clue answers are spelled out from left to right and answers for down clues are spelled out from top to bottom.

Following that criteria, the answer to 7 up would be "edanomel" 🤣🤣 🤣

 

[tiger_one]

I am not sure if this is in fact correct as crosswords normally comprise of clues for "across" and "down," which is the direction that the answer is required to be written ie. across clue answers are spelled out from left to right and answers for down clues are spelled out from top to bottom.

Following that criteria, the answer to 7 up would be "edanomel"

You get the prize! ✅

 

[Halbrowne61]

I am not sure if this is in fact correct as crosswords normally comprise of clues for "across" and "down," which is the direction that the answer is required to be written ie. across clue answers are spelled out from left to right and answers for down clues are spelled out from top to bottom.

Following that criteria, the answer to 7 up would be "edanomel" 🤣🤣 🤣

Very droll Hank !

 

[hank37w]

Very droll Hank !

Sorry mate, I'm just that kind of guy.

 

[tiger_one]

What do you call a disagreement between a vegan and a vegetarian?
A beef.

 

[Lauren]

A woman who was 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma and 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: Don't worry. You had twins, a boy and a girl and your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name them?
Doctor: Denise
Woman: That's not too bad. What about the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.


Bear walks into a bar and says “can I have a………Coke?” Bartender says “what’s with the big pause?” Bear says “I don’t know, I was born with them.”


A termite walks into a bar and asks “is the bar tender here”?
A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

[tiger_one]

A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts.
“This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six.”
Me: “where’s the fifth one?”
“Cinq.”

 

[tiger_one]

What is a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples called?
A guyneckologist.

 

[tiger_one]

Just walked by the fridge and heard a little voice singing Stayin’ Alive.
Turned out just to be the chive talking.

 

[tiger_one]

Just heard that they’re not making 12-inch rulers any longer.

 

[tiger_one]

I am trying to convince my Dad to get hearing aids.
But he just won't listen.

 

[tiger_one]

Don't spell part backwards.
It's a trap.

 

[tiger_one]

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
He says, ‘Uno, dos…” and poof!
He disappeared without a tres.

 

[tiger_one]

All flights at the John Lennon Airport are grounded.
Just imagine all the people.

 

[tiger_one]

I told my therapist I can’t get the Grease soundtrack out of my head.
He said “tell me more”.

 

[tiger_one]

Your taste in music can be determined by your chromosomes:
XY = Male
XX = Female
YYY = Delilah

 

[tiger_one]

I saw a sign outside a shop saying “50% off Men’s Trousers”.
Turned out they were selling shorts.

 

[hank37w]

How do you do it?

 

[bathursttiger1]

Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK!