Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

What's the difference between a crow and a raven?
Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing.
They are called pinion feathers.
A crow has 16.
So the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

 

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[Rock Hopper Steve]

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Don't even need to sail out to sea for a result, F knuckles will walk out into traffic without looking these days.

 

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[cktiger]

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Did you know the hand was that of Ted Cassidy (Lurch)?

 

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[tiger_one]

Napoleon and his wife are buried next to each other.
They're only a bone apart.

 

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[tiger_one]

My mate is a builder and fell into a cement mixer
He's just been awarded $1M in compensation.
He'll be set for life.

 

[tiger_one]

Forget Movember, Octoblerone starts in 2 days.

 

[tiger_one]

A Polish fella goes to the optometrist for an eye test.

The optician shows him the test card with: CZWJXNYSACZ. and asks, “Can you read that?”
The man replies: "Read it? I know him!”

 

[TopTiger]

I got pulled over today - apparently I was the officer’s first speeder. When he leaned in he said, “I’ve been waiting all day for you.” I said, “I got here as fast as I could.” He laughed and let me go.

 

[TopTiger]

I had a girlfriend in college who was obsessed with counting numbers.

I wonder what she’s up to now.