Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[TopTiger]

 

[tiger_one]

My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"
I said, "I'd take either oar."

 

[Suzie-Q]

Just a thought....
If you're born in November...
You know your parents had a brilliant Valentines day!

Thanks T_1 😂🤮

 

[TopTiger]

 

[TopTiger]

 

[hank37w]

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I can relate to that.

 

[Rock Hopper Steve]

I can relate to that.

Oh boy start pounding the pavement

 

[TopTiger]

 

[TopTiger]

 

[tiger_one]

(Well, it's almost Christmas.... )

 

[tiger_one]

 

[tiger_one]

 

[tiger_one]

I made a mistake at the grocery store.
I went to get 6 Sprites.
Accidentally picked 7up.

 

[tiger_one]

 

[TopTiger]

 

[TopTiger]

 

[tiger_one]

I said to the baker "How come all your cakes a $2 and this one's $5?
He said: "That's madeira cake."

 

[tiger_one]

Everyone says that I tend to use outdated technology.
But they're just ignoring the fax.

 

[tiger_one]

I need to re-home a dog.
It's a small terrier and tends to bark a lot.
If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over my neighbour's fence and get it for you.

 

[Buttface]

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The table wore it better