Yesterday at 7:57 AM #5,662 T tiger_one Well-known member My doctor told me that I'm going deaf. The news was hard to hear.
Yesterday at 10:02 AM #5,664 T tiger_one Well-known member My chiropractor has a lot of appointments this week. She's seeing patients back to back.
Yesterday at 10:03 AM #5,665 T tiger_one Well-known member Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B back.
Yesterday at 7:24 PM #5,668 T tiger_one Well-known member A couple of fun facts about Jeremiah: 1. bullfrog 2. a good friend of mine
Yesterday at 8:54 PM #5,671 T tiger_one Well-known member Man on the train next to me doing the crossword this morning. He didn't see the funny side when I told him seven up was lemonade.
Man on the train next to me doing the crossword this morning. He didn't see the funny side when I told him seven up was lemonade.
Today at 8:04 AM #5,674 T tiger_one Well-known member Genie: "You have 3 wishes." Me: "I wish I was always right." Genie: "OK, you have 2 more wishes" Me: "No, I have 3."
Genie: "You have 3 wishes." Me: "I wish I was always right." Genie: "OK, you have 2 more wishes" Me: "No, I have 3."
