Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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My doctor told me that I'm going deaf.
The news was hard to hear.

 

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My chiropractor has a lot of appointments this week.
She's seeing patients back to back.

 

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Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?
Aisle B back.

 

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A couple of fun facts about Jeremiah:

1. bullfrog
2. a good friend of mine

 

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Man on the train next to me doing the crossword this morning.
He didn't see the funny side when I told him seven up was lemonade.

 

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Genie: "You have 3 wishes."
Me: "I wish I was always right."
Genie: "OK, you have 2 more wishes"
Me: "No, I have 3."

 

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I forgot to pay my monthly Scrabble Club subscription.
Now they’re sending me threatening letters.

 

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I went onto Ancestry.com to research my family tree.
But when I found out how much it was gonna cost, I couldn't afford it.
So instead, I put up a post saying I had won lotto.
I found out who all my relos were in no time at all.
Plus a few friends I didn't know I had.