Pascoe talking to his subordinates this morning
Pascoe: 'Well fella's today is going to be a rough day. Day after a loss fans are going to be calling for the coaches head. Plus we have to announce that a player who has the entire supporter base buzzing is leaving. But i don't want this day to end on a bad note, we need to get the supporters back onside. i want something positive. So throw some ideas at me
Lackey no 1: ''Well, we could announce another Family Fun Day at our next suburban home game. People love Ferris Wheels?''
Pascoe: ''Hmm nah, we only just did that. What else?''
Lackey no 2: ''How about an offer of a free pie, chips and coke for all members this Friday night?''
Pascoe: ''No no people, this has to be something with substance, something big. Not just a simple thank you gesture. This has to be something that's going to get people excited for the rest of this yr and beyond. Think people think.''
Lackey no 3: ''Why don't we just give Siro a new 2 yr contract?''
Pascoe: ''…...Heeeey, now there's an idea. Write up the contract and get it signed so we can get it out to the members and supporters by 6\. Great work fellas''
Honestly, i sometimes wonder if Michael Scott isn't running this club.