Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[mike]

What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt Zebra.

Not a newspaper?

lol. That’s good as well.

 

[mike]

What’s big and red and eats rocks?

A big, red, rock eater

 

[mike]

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence.

 

[mike]

Q: Which month has 28 days?

A: All of them.

 

[Swordy]

For Christmas, I've bought my wife an unbeatable present!

A broken drum.

 

[mike]


 

[mike]


 

[jadtiger]


That is so true

 

[rustycage]

What’s big and red and eats rocks?

A big, red, rock eater

Jesus Mike, that was on packets of Chicken Cackles back in 1976.

Closely followed by the big, red pebble eating gag.

 

[tiger_one]

My doctor told me to cut down on sodium, but I'm taking his advice
with a pinch of salt.

 

[mike]

What’s big and red and eats rocks?

A big, red, rock eater

Jesus Mike, that was on packets of Chicken Cackles back in 1976.

Closely followed by the big, red pebble eating gag.

It’s older than that .... lol

 

[tiger_one]

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

If you rearrange the letters in SANTA you end up with SATAN

 

[happy_tiger]

Why didn't the Giant eat Fiji

Because he was hungry for Samoa

 

[Cairnstigers]

Donald Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again

 

[Cairnstigers]

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid… I’m so glad I’m in the 1%.

 

[Cairnstigers]

Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

 

[Cairnstigers]

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan

 

[Cairnstigers]

Americans won’t have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House

 

[Cairnstigers]

What is the difference between Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon and a flying pig? The letter F