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@cairnstigers said in [Dad Humour](/post/1313261) said:
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers if they would prefer Smoking or Non Smoking

Apparently the terms are Cremation or Burial
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That one is Really funny. I'm going to go tell the missus.
 
My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it.
I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons..
 
@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1316096) said:
Why did the cross eyed teacher get fired?

Because they couldn’t control their pupils.
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I went into the bank the other day and an elderly lady asked me to check her balance...so I pushed her over...
 
The other day my missus asked me to pass her lipstick,but I accidentlly passed her the glue ...she still isnt talking to me.....
 
It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
 
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
 
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