Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

My mate's addicted to collecting old Beatles albums.
He needs Help.

 

[Merlot]

A go fund Mmaguire page

 

[FinestTigers]

It's wonderful that Sydney's covid 9pm curfew has ended but unfortunately.....

 

[tiger_one]

I heard that when Covid restrictions come down, ABBA and Elvis Costello will be touring together.
It's the ABBA and Costello concert.
I wonder who's on first?

 

[Swordy]

I heard that when Covid restrictions come down, ABBA and Elvis Costello will be touring together.
It's the ABBA and Costello concert.
I wonder who's on first?

That is bad....:blush:

 

[happy_tiger]

I heard that when Covid restrictions come down, ABBA and Elvis Costello will be touring together.
It's the ABBA and Costello concert.
I wonder who's on first?

Dustin Hoffman ....

 

[WT2K]

How do you deal with a sad astronaut?

Just give them some space.

 

[TheDaBoss]

The Parra eels have a new phone number
1800 1 0 1 0 1 0

That's 1800 won nothing won nothing won nothing

 

[happy_tiger]

Does anyone need an Ark ......I Noah guy

 

[mike]

Cows are terrible comedians - because all their jokes are udder nonsense.

 

[TheDaBoss]

How many Tigers fans work for the Psychic Network?

None. They can't talk about the future...they only talk about the past.


😂😂

 

[WT2K]

Did you hear about the tomb they discovered in Egypt. It was filled with hazelnuts and chocolate.

They believe it belonged to Pharaoh Rocher.

 

[WT2K]

I once dated a magazine collector.

She had issues.

 

[mike]

I know I joke a lot in this thread, but on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if it’s a success, I will be out of debt and own everything I have now. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask…

 

[WT2K]

I've got this terrible disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

My doctor says its terminal.

 

[tiger_one]

The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral….......

 

[tiger_one]

And speaking of deaths/funerals, the guy who invented auto-correct died and his funnel is tomato.

 

[WT2K]

What's the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chickpeas?

Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song and Chickpeas can only Hummus one.

 

[gallagher]


Reminds me of someone

 

[tiger_one]

Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was.
It was a complete guess, but I was right…......