Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says:
“Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

 

[tiger_one]

An English man, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him.
They said:“Yes. Oui. Si. Ja.”

 

[tiger_one]

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What do two zombies do when they love each other very much?

They bury each other

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What did the astronaut’s girlfriend say when he proposed to her in outer space?

“I am so happy, I can’t breathe!”

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Two golden rules of a happy marriage:

1. The wife is always right.
2. When you feel she is wrong, read rule number 1 again

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

What do two zombies do when they love each other very much?

They bury each other

Lot like we do to each other here. No wonder we are at the bottom.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Relationships are a lot like algebra.

Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?..

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Its funny. But I look at myself first. Cant blame anyone for my decisions. It is me. I take responsibility. Its my life. My funeral. I own it. I own my life.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

The funniest joke of all time is my love life partner...

Whoops 😬 dont tell her lol 🤫

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Lot like we do to each other here. No wonder we are at the bottom.

No wonder we are all clowns 🤡

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

The funniest joke of all time is my love life partner...

Whoops 😬 dont tell her lol 🤫

I dont know. Whether to laugh or not. Im sorry

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

No wonder we are all clowns 🤡

Maybe its time....

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

My partner told me I was rude for yawning when we were arguing.

I told her I wasn’t yawning, I thought it was my turn to speak..

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Mixed emotions